I only have the two nipples, but over time, we’ve collected six different types of pinchy things with which to torture them. I realized the other day that they’re not all created equal so I thought I’d write a little missive on each explaining why I like some but not others.
Each will be rated on three attributes using a scale of 1 (worst) to 5 (best):
Pinchiness — In short, how much to they pinch the nipple meat? Admittedly somewhat subjective, but it seems an important…
