Saturday, Belle told me to take a bath and jack off. I was allowed to come. Knowing that it was probably my last time for a while, I drew it out and spewed copiously. Would have been better has she been with me, though. I have clearly been conditioned to feel that a solo shot is inferior to an accompanied one.
Yesterday, I was told to stay out of the device until today since she might want to have use of the penis one more time. That didn’t happen as it turns out, so I went to bed feeling a…
Some guys have all the luck..
How do I tell Daddy that this turns me on, without him thinking that his little girl is just totally sick and depraved?
Daniel’s, as highlighted by the leather chaps he was wearing in Cowboys and Aliens, is very fine while Tom’s, as highlighted by his too tight jeans in Mission Impossible 4, is just kinda fat.
Om Malik is maybe one of the most famous and prolific bloggers out there. I admit I don’t read him that often, but I know who he is. The reason I mention him is because he, one of the most famous and prolific bloggers out there, has been blogging for 10 years. A few days ago, he wrote a recap of his decade of blogging and included a list of lessons he’s learned. While our blogs are not comparable in any way (except that they’re both blogs), I thought that his lessons were worth passing along…
Using the Flipboard iPad app to browse your Tumblr dashbord is fantastic. The perfect porn consumption combination. Highly recommended.
UPDATE: I take “perfect” back. It only seems to load a finite number of posts. It would be perfect if it kept loading them infinitely. Still. Very pretty.
As I said the other day, Belle let me out over the weekend and left me that way for a couple days. Today’s HNThumper was obviously taken during that period. Click the read more link for the massively NSFW pic.
All greased up with the silicone lube, but don’t worry. The lidocaine was in use and I couldn’t feel a damned thing. Didn’t even dribble.
Previous HNThumpers here. Read all about Half-Nekkid Thursday over at Osbasso’s.
Following a recent comment by a faithful reader who was seeming to suggest that the quality of my content was perhaps not as good as should be desired from a blogger of my reputation and obvious skills, I have decided to heed his advice and bring you a few news items you may find humorous/informative/better than my usual drivel.
First up, researchers have discovered a link between those men who have sex with animals and their incidence of penis cancer.
Of the 118 penile cancer patients,…
When you’ve got a 5 5/8″ long penis stuffed into a 2 3/4″ long tube, you will typically find yourself waking up at some point early in the morning when the penile tumescence kicks in. “Penile tumescence” is, for those who don’t know, a fancy way of saying “morning wood”. Unless you’ve got something wrong with the plumbing down there, it’s inevitable.
For me, the Steelheart Short is like a stainless steel alarm clock nestled between my legs. After wearing it for weeks, I will sometimes only…
Here’s how bad it’s gotten. See that floor tile? It’s from our bathroom. Specifically, it’s the floor right in front of our toilet. I get to look at it a lot since, as most everyone know, it’s easier to pee into a toilet sitting down when wearing a chastity device (some of them require it).
Anyways, I’m sitting there looking at this tile and all of a sudden I see something I’ve never seen before: the form of a reclining nude woman. I can see her breast, her stomach and right leg….
